Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts R

Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the GroomGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the grooms father, Ken, and I hold back the great privilege of being opera hat man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didnt want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech. Its the speech that no iodin wants to do. The best man doesnt really know what hes expected to say and yet his speech is supposed to be humorous - only it might not be. Its supposed to be short - but it probably wont be. It should be original - but it seldom is. It should not offend - and most do. And finally, its supposed to be sincere and I certainly intend mine to be. In fact, I cannot be more sincere than to say to my son what an honor you have done to me by postulation me to be your best man today. That said, while you are all here to enjoy yourselves, the p oor best man has to work for his supper - not that he is equal to(p) to enjoy his food for the thought of making that speech. He is so nervous he can hardly eat his meal. J W, seeing how nervous I was, arranged for me to have the best seat in the house - namely cubicle 3 in the Gents toilet. Theres even a sign behind the doorsill which reads the best man inspects these toilets at 15-minute intervals. If you have any complaints please report it ... ...come so fond of Kathy and we looked upon her as a daughter that we had gained. I can but wish the new Mr and Mrs Wilson every success in the future. As I said at the start Im not very sure what a best man is supposed to say in his speech. I do know he really has only one thing he must give chase and that is to say to the groom J W, on behalf of the matron of honour and the bridesmaids thank you very much for all that you said. I can only but agree with your comments. I would resembling to finish my speech by making a toast to the t wo most important persons here today - Ladies and gentlemen - a toast to the Chef and the Barman. Thank you. totally kidding, the toast is to J W and Kathy - the Bride and Groom.